Total pages in book: 128
Estimated words: 125845 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 629(@200wpm)___ 503(@250wpm)___ 419(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 125845 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 629(@200wpm)___ 503(@250wpm)___ 419(@300wpm)
“I need that rebound,” I say out loud.
Hunter purses his lips. “I don’t know if I like the idea anymore. You hooking up with some random dude is…worrisome.” He holds up a hand. “And stop saying you want me to do it because we both know you don’t mean it. Besides, this dick’s broken.” He points to his groin as if I don’t know where a penis is located.
“Well, then it has to be a random guy. I can’t hook up with one of my friends—that’s just a recipe for disaster.”
“Exactly!” Hunter says triumphantly. “Ergo, stop trying to rebound me.”
“Is that a verb?”
“It is now.”
“Anyway, so you’re out because of the broken dick. Pax is gay—”
“Yeah, Jax isn’t a good candidate.”
I roll my eyes. “TJ is too—”
“—in love with you,” Hunter finishes.
“He’s not in love with me. But he’s too good of a friend and he’s super sensitive. I could see him getting emotionally attached.”
“Got it. So you want a guy who won’t get emotionally attached.”
“Pretty much.”
“Are you on Tinder?”
“I’ve been dating the same guy since I was thirteen. Of course I’m not on Tinder.”
“Then you should be. It’s the easiest way to find a no-strings hook-up or friend with benefits. Come to think of it, that’s probably a better fit for you. You need a FWB.”
“Why’s that?”
Hunter offers a shrug. “I think you’d feel sleazy after a one-night stand. Like you said, you were with the same guy since the age of thirteen. You’re used to a certain level of intimacy.”
He has a point. “So you think I need someone who I’ll see more than once.”
“Yup yup—”
“Don’t say yup yup.”
“—this will be fun. Come on, let’s download the app.” With a wolfish grin, he climbs onto my bed and flops down beside me. A moment later, we’re downloading—ugh—Tinder.
“I only have an hour or so for this,” I warn. “I’m meeting TJ for dinner tonight.”
“In town or on campus?”
“Carver Hall.”
“Then we have plenty of time. Carver’s like down the street from you.” Hunter watches as I load the app. “Oh, this is so exciting. I get to live vicariously through you.”
“When your dick was functional, were you ever on any of these apps?”
“Nah. Do you realize how easy it is for me to get sex, Semi?”
“You’re such an egomaniac.”
“No, I’m a hockey player. I could literally walk out my front door and there’d be a woman standing there ready to screw me.”
He’s probably right. I’m still not much of a hockey fan, but I have been making an effort to pay attention when it’s on. My favorite part of hockey is when the half-naked men get interviewed in the locker room after the game. So I can definitely see the appeal.
“Also, we’re in college. Dating apps aren’t really necessary since everyone’s always partying and being social. It’s easy to meet people on campus.”
“Then why am I setting this up?” I grumble.
“Because we’re fishing for a specific kind of meeting. When you want a particular thing, you filter out everything else. Yeah, you could sit in a bar, wait for different guys to approach you, and try to figure out what they’re looking for. But this way you go into it knowing exactly what they want.”
“Fair enough.” Excitement tickles my belly as I set up the account. I use my phone number to log in, because I don’t want my social media linked to this craziness. When it’s time to load my profile picture, Hunter slides closer and watches me scroll through my camera roll.
He smells fantastic. It’s a woodsy, masculine scent and I’m tempted to bury my face in his neck and inhale. However, I think that could be construed as sexual harassment.
“How about this one?” I click on a photo that I think I look super cute in.
Hunter balks. “Seriously? Who are we trying to attract here? Young Republicans? No. The first profile photo needs to show some skin.”
“What do you mean, skin? Like a nude?”
“Of course not, dumbass. I don’t think that’s even allowed. But you sure as shit can’t use this picture. You’re wearing a turtleneck—and that long flowy skirt? You look lumpy, Semi. Do you want the first picture potential suitors see of you to make them say, hey, who’s this lumpy chick?”
“You are such an ass.”
“No, I’m realistic. I’m not trying to be skeevy, but come on. These dudes don’t care about your personality. They care about your looks. They’re literally swiping through photographs deciding if they want to meet you based on those photos.”
“Okay, fine. How about this one?” In this next photo, I’m clad in a tight tank top and denim shorts. My boobs look great and my hair is loose and flowing over one shoulder.
“Better.” Hunter nods his approval. “Stick that one in for now and then we’ll rearrange the order.” He steals the phone from my hand and takes over scrolling duties. “Ah, fuck yes, you definitely want to include this one.”