Total pages in book: 99
Estimated words: 94883 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 474(@200wpm)___ 380(@250wpm)___ 316(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 94883 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 474(@200wpm)___ 380(@250wpm)___ 316(@300wpm)
and Charlotte Delaney
Makena: Hey, babes! We decided we’re leaving early Monday morning. Are you still good to come water the garden while we’re gone? If not, we might still have time to figure out an automatic sprinkler situation.
Charlotte: No, that’s fine. It’s only a ten-minute drive from my place, and I’m always ready for a break from my place at the moment.
Makena: Ugh, I’m sorry. How are the repairs going?
Charlotte: They’re not. The demo team stripped the water-damaged floorboards out, cut down the part of the drywall that was damaged, set up a bunch of fans, then vanished from the face of the earth. I haven’t heard a peep from the contractor for five days. He’s letting my calls go to voicemail and ignoring my emails. Which I wouldn’t mind except he expressly PROMISED ME that he’d have the new flooring in by the time the kitchen installer comes on Friday.
Makena: I hate repairs. And the flood. And water.
Charlotte: No, we love water. Water is life. I miss my hot tub so much. It was ruined in the storm surge, too .
Makena: Then you should use Parker’s while you’re here! He has a hot tub on his back porch overlooking the garden. You can sprinkle the zucchini, then admire the zinnias from the bubbles with a glass of bubbly.
Charlotte: Thanks. Maybe I will.
Makena: You should. He won’t mind. I mean, I’ll check with him to be sure, but Parker’s super laid-back. He’d probably even be fine with you staying here while we’re gone if you wanted. If you’re sick of living without a kitchen.
Charlotte: Really? I’d hate to be a bother.
Makena: Who would you be bothering? We won’t even be here. And since we’re road-tripping, not flying, if we decide we hate each other and bail early, we’ll be able to give you plenty of notice before we get back.
Charlotte: Yeah, you two really seem like you hate each other. *eye roll emoji* Just hate and loathing and dry humping on the dance floor all around.
Makena: Valid. But we argue a decent amount.
Charlotte: About what?
Makena: Mostly about me refusing to date him.
Charlotte: Huh. Seems like that would be a pretty easy argument to stop having if you ask me. Why are you pushing this man away, Makena? I mean, I obviously don’t know him very well, but he seems really nice, and you two were so cute together at the wedding. You seemed to be having a really good time. I haven’t seen you laugh that much in a while.
Makena: Well, he’s six years younger than I am.
Charlotte: And you used to be his babysitter. Yeah, yeah. So? Who cares? You’re both adults now, and I know you, woman. You’re a beast when it comes to work. When’s the last time you made time to get laid?
Makena: No comment.
Charlotte: I thought so. Well…you’ll have an entire week on the road to decide what you’d like to do about that. Or WHO you’d like to do.
Makena: Stop! You’re a bad influence. I just finished talking myself out of sleeping with him on the trip, and now you’ve got me thinking about it again.
Charlotte: WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOURSELF OUT OF IT? When did you start hating fun? The Makena I used to know loved fun, and that boy looks like Fun with a capital F.
Makena: See! Right there. You just called him a boy, not a man.
Charlotte: That’s because I’m forty, honey. I could have given birth to that boy.
Makena: I mean, if you’d been a young teen pregnancy, I guess. Still seems like a stretch if you ask me.
Charlotte: Doesn’t matter. Anyone young enough to have come out of my vagina isn’t getting INTO my vagina. At least not for more than a night or two, anyway. Those are the rules. But you? You’re still a baby. Parker is the perfect age for you. And what’s the worst that can happen? It doesn’t work out, you decide you hate his gorgeous face, so you stop watching hockey and going to games?
Makena: I don’t watch hockey or go to games.
Charlotte: Exactly! I rest my case. And you should rest your vagina. On his face. Seriously, it’s way more fun than I remembered.
Makena: WHAT?! Hell yes, get you some, Charlotte! Who’s the lucky guy?! And how was his face? Talented and generous, I hope.
Charlotte: Oh, no one special. You know me, I don’t date. But yeah, he gave great face. It was a fun night. No regrets, and I want the same for you. We workaholics have to remind each other to get out there and live every once and a while.
Makena: I’m living! We have a very exciting itinerary planned, starting with the Mudbug Mayhem Festival in Crawlick!
Charlotte: Crawlick? Where the hell is that?
Makena: About three hours north, an hour outside of Shreveport.