The Fake Husband Play (That Steamy Hockey Romance #1) Read Online Lili Valente

Categories Genre: Alpha Male, Billionaire, Contemporary, Sports Tags Authors: Series: That Steamy Hockey Romance Series by Lili Valente
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Total pages in book: 109
Estimated words: 103621 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 518(@200wpm)___ 414(@250wpm)___ 345(@300wpm)
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Everything will be all right, baby, I think as I kiss her forehead—a lie I pray won’t stay a lie for long.

Chapter

Two

GRAMMERCY GERMAINE GRAVES

A six-figure deal to play hockey in the city I never wanted to leave, and my face plastered on billboards all over the highway?

How the hell is this my life?

I have no idea, but here I am, back in NOLA, playing hockey, and feeling no pain.

The sound of skates hitting fresh ice echoes through the Crescent Center, where “NEW ORLEANS VOODOO” is newly painted across the boards. It’s starting to feel real now. Training camp is almost over, and our first game is just around the corner.

And dammit, I intend to be ready. No way am I losing to the punks from Nebraska after the bullshit they pulled the last time we faced off in Portland. Nope, the Voodoo is going to teach them why you don’t mess with boys stubborn enough to love hockey in a climate that makes ice damned hard to come by.

“Graves!” Parker’s voice carries across the rink as he glides over. “Where the hell have you been? The publicity woman just made us watch your ‘reading to kids in French’ video five times. What? You too good for social media training?”

I grin. “Keely said I could skip this one. Since I was the lesson plan and all.”

Parker rolls his eyes. “Barf. What a kiss-ass you are. Probably good you skipped it, though. She was practically dry-humping the monitor already. If you’d been there to hump, might’ve gotten awkward.”

“Nah, Keely’s cool,” I say. “And married.”

“And thirsty for your French-speaking tongue in her ear,” Parker counters, nodding over his shoulder. “Come on. Blue wants to run drills before the scrimmage.”

I push off, falling in beside him with an ease that comes naturally. We’ve only been on the ice together for a month, but I’ve known Parker since we were teenagers. He’s a little older, so we never played in the same youth leagues, but we’re both New Orleans boys—the only two on the team, which makes us even more determined to make our city proud.

“Getting nervous about opening night?” I ask.

“Nah, this is our city, brother. They’re going to love us,” Parker says as we reach Blue, the most massive member of the Voodoo defense. At six feet, three inches and two hundred and fifty pounds, Blue’s not built like your average hockey player.

He doesn’t act like one, either. I’ve barely heard the man put ten words together on the ice, and he’s a complete mute in team meetings. But he’s no “cognitively challenged” athlete. When Blue does speak, in those quiet moments after everyone else has left the locker room, it’s always wise, grounded, and exactly what someone needs to hear.

“Or hate you,” Blue rumbles softly.

Parker exhales a mock sigh. “Why so pessimistic, big guy?”

“Realistic,” Blue corrects with his usual economy of phrase. “Hometowns are tricky.”

“Glad I’m not at home, then,” comes a voice rough enough to sand wood. Nix skates over, looking like he’s already mentally selecting which one of us he’s going to check during the scrimmage. He’s a shit disturber on the ice, but a solid guy everywhere else. “I’d give a kidney to be back in Detroit right now. How much longer is it going to be hot as a dog’s sweaty nuts around here? It’s October, for fuck’s sake.”

“At least a couple more weeks,” I counter, grinning as his shoulders sag. “But don’t think of it as sweaty dog nut heat. Think of it as a sauna you get to enjoy free of charge every time you step outside.”

“Awesome. That makes it so much better, thank you, Captain,” Nix deadpans.

Coach Merwood’s whistle cuts through the air like a blade, and we push away from the boards. Looks like those drills will have to wait.

Merwood isn’t as militant as my old coach with the Badgers, but he has an intimidating aura all his own.

The man looks like an ogre made sweet love to a hobbit but somehow ended up even more hairy. Thanks to his cartoonishly broad shoulders, he’s almost as wide as he is tall, with facial hair so intense it can be hard to make eye contact through the foliage.

“Line it up!” Merwood barks, his furry brows bouncing like angry caterpillars as he corrals us to center ice. “Power play unit on. Graves, Parker, you’re up top. Blue, work the blue line. Nix, anchor low. Capo, let’s keep the five-hole closed this time, yeah? No more Swiss cheese.”

“Love the vote of confidence, Coach,” Capo mutters, gliding to his crease like a man skating to his own execution. He’s still raw from yesterday—he let a couple too many soft ones leak through in drills—but with our backup’s knee still on ice, Capo’s it until opening night.

We cluster at the dot, Parker leaning in close enough that I can smell whatever cologne he doused himself in this morning. “Merwood looks one stress ball squeeze away from an aneurysm. You ready to pull something fancy and give the man a heart attack?”


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