My Big Fat Vampire Wedding Read Online Jessica Gadziala

Categories Genre: Alpha Male, Fantasy/Sci-fi, Paranormal, Vampires Tags Authors:
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Total pages in book: 105
Estimated words: 99700 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 499(@200wpm)___ 399(@250wpm)___ 332(@300wpm)
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“Who?” Dante asked when Pandora was too consumed with the memory of some third cousin twice removed who’d shown up at their door with an entire suitcase full of teeth. Human? Animal? She’d had no idea. And he’d refused to explain further.

“Your aunt Anastacia and Uncle Alexander, along with that lovely daughter of theirs.”

Lovely?

Pandora barely contained a scoff at the idea of that snobby, competitive, arrogant, tattling cousin of hers being considered “lovely”.

True, it had been many decades since she’d seen that particular relation. But the last time her cousin had been there, she’d run to Ophelia to tell her that Pandora was playing with the human children instead of feeding on them like she was supposed to.

“I presume you will still insist on being out every night?” Ophelia asked, looking at Pandora.

“At work, yes.”

“With that … dog.” Ophelia sniffed.

“Mum, Lucy is a werewolf, not a dog. That’s so … speciesist.”

Her mother sighed dramatically at that but said no more, and Pandora made her excuses to get going before they could all start arguing again.

“Think about it,” Dante said as they passed each other in the hallway. “Then you’re not under anyone’s thumb anymore.”

Oh, she was thinking about it, all right.

In fact, it was all she could think about as she walked toward the train, the leaves drifting lazily down around her.

It was the perfect plan.

If only she could find the right man for the job.

Caramel Macchiato Cutie immediately popped into her head – but, fine, she totally imagined him dressed in a parted white linen shirt à la Colin Firth, as Mr. Darcy, when he walked back after taking a dip in the lake.

She was quick to squash that fantasy, though.

He would never go for it.

He was so serious and studious.

That was not the kind of guy who would agree to some absurd fake-dating scenario. Even if she offered a ton of money for the inconvenience.

She was just going to have to find someone else.

No matter how much her heart ached at the idea.

But there it was, nestled on a narrow, cobblestoned street that looked untouched by time. The abandoned shop stood as a quiet monument to faded dreams. Its once-bright façade had been dulled by grime and streaks of soot, the peeling green paint exposing patches of weathered wood underneath.

A hand-painted sign hung precariously above the doorway, its cracked golden letters spelling out Greyson’s Toy Museum in elegant script. Beneath it, the arched entrance was blocked by rusted shutters, locking it down tight.

The windows were the shop’s saddest feature – large panes of glass fogged with age and smeared with streaks of dirt, revealing only faint shadows of the interior. There were spiderweb cracks branching out from one corner, like the store’s heart was breaking with its own neglect.

A battered old noticeboard clung to the brick wall beside the door. Layers of faded posters with yellowing pages for events long past were still situated behind the protective glass.

Above it, a wrought-iron lantern leaned slightly to the side, but Pandora couldn’t help but imagine it straightened, the glass cleaned, and the bulbs replaced, thinking of the romantic glow it would create in the evenings.

Pandora had always felt it was the kind of place where stories belonged.

She imagined the paint restored, the windows polished and sparkling, allowing passersby to look through and see the rows of carefully arranged bookshelves and displays featuring bookish merchandise. She thought of customers pulled inward with the promise of comfy chairs to sink into while they got lost in their next adventure.

Pandora forced her gaze away, the thought of reviving the shop filling her with a pang of longing, a bittersweet ache for the life and community she could build there if only she had the means to unlock its full potential.

If she couldn’t find the right man to use to convince her family she loved him enough to marry him, any chance of her opening her dream bookshop would disappear.

Her gaze moved around the streets, wondering how she might pinpoint the kind of man she could approach. And what she could possibly say to them as an opener.

Hey, want to get married and inherit a fortune? was probably not the way to go.

Maybe she was going about this the wrong way. Surely, the best person for the job was someone who was a really good liar. A professional liar, even.

An actor.

That would be the most convincing man for the job.

She could get Lucy to help set up auditions or something like that. That was the kind of thing that would be right up Lucy’s alley. She would probably spend the whole shift working on the ad to put up online and deciding what questions they would ask Pandora’s future husband.

Husband.

It was going to take some work to wrap her head around that idea. Time she didn’t have. Because, with only a three-month deadline, she needed to meet, “fall in love with” – i.e. learn everything about and become really good at faking chemistry with – someone, and then plan and execute a wedding.


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