Total pages in book: 72
Estimated words: 72969 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 365(@200wpm)___ 292(@250wpm)___ 243(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 72969 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 365(@200wpm)___ 292(@250wpm)___ 243(@300wpm)
Ted leans back in his chair, raising one eyebrow like he does when he’s about to give me one of his “Ted Talks.”
“Do you ever actually win with Boardwalk?”
I roll my eyes. “I could. If people landed on it.”
“Exactly.” He points at me with the car token he insisted on using. “But they don’t. Not enough. And it costs too much to build on.”
I look down at my tiny empire—Baltic, Mediterranean, and now the crown jewel. Boardwalk. “Yeah, but it’s cool.”
Ted chuckles. “Cool doesn’t win the game. You want to know what does?”
I nod, even though I’m not sure I want to hear it. I like going for the big flashy stuff.
“Orange and red,” he says, tapping the board. “St. James Place, Tennessee, New York Avenue, Indiana… People land on them more. Statistically. Plus, houses are cheaper to build. Three houses on each, and boom—you’re bleeding people dry before they ever get to your precious Boardwalk.”
I stare at the board and then back at him. “So you’re saying I’ve been playing it wrong this whole time?”
“Not wrong,” he says. “Just flashy. It’s like going all-in on one big move when you could’ve won with a dozen small ones. Like the meter drop.”
“Say what?”
“The meter drop. In a cab.”
I’ve never ridden in a cab in my life. We always have our own driver to take us places. “Meaning…?”
He smiles, shakes his head gently. “Say you drive a cab. Every time you get a new fare, you start the meter. That first minute costs the most. It cost several bucks just to get in the cab, and then less for each minute until you reach your destination.”
“So the first minute costs more. That means you make more with smaller fares.”
“Exactly. Several smaller fares will earn the cabbie more than one huge fare for a ride that takes an hour or more.”
I frown and pick up my dice. “That’s pretty deep for Monopoly. So you’re saying it’s the same concept.”
Ted laughs. “Right. It’s Monopoly. But it’s also life.”
A few rolls later I land on Illinois Avenue—one of Ted’s rents—and groan as I hand over another wad of fake money. “This is rigged.”
Ted grins, all smug like he planned it. “It’s not rigged. It’s math. And strategy. Told you—reds and oranges. They’re the sweet spot.”
I shake my head, staring at my sad little lineup of unimproved properties. “Fine. Next time I’ll try it your way.”
Ted leans forward. “You want to know another trick?”
I nod. Of course I do.
“Never buy hotels.”
I blink at him. “What? But that’s the whole point. You build houses and then hotels. That’s how you win, right?”
He shakes his head. “That’s how they want you to think you win. But here’s the deal—when you build a hotel, all the houses that were there go back into the box.”
I scratch my head. “Okay…?”
“And if you’ve got four houses on a bunch of properties, and so do I, and you upgrade to hotels…guess who gets all those houses you just returned?”
I freeze. “No way.”
He nods, grinning like the devil. “Way. There are a limited number of houses in the game. If I can’t get enough to build, I can’t level up. So if you use up all the houses, you choke out everyone else.”
I glance down at the board and then at his red properties—stacked with houses like little rows of doom. “That’s fascinating.”
He grins. “That’s Monopoly.”
I sit back in my chair, kind of impressed and also kind of horrified. “So…hoard houses, don’t build hotels. Buy red and orange.”
He raises his glass of root beer like a toast. “Now you’re playing to win.”
I clink mine against his. “Next game, you’re going down.”
He smirks. “We’ll see, kid. But hey, at least this time, you’ve got a strategy.”
“Strategy,” I echo.
“It’s kind of like what your dad does,” he says.
I cock my head. “Yeah?”
“Yeah. Your grandfather, Brick Bellamy, inherited this ranch from his family going back generations. When he died, your father took his money from his trust fund from your grandmother, the Cooper Steel heiress, and bought up tons of land to expand the Bellamy Ranch so he could use it for whatever he wanted.”
I think for moment. “Our ranch is huge. And we have a lot of livestock for sure. Lots of barns and residences for the ranch hands.”
Ted nods. “Yes.”
“But how much property do you really need for cattle and fields?”
Ted fiddles with the dice. “As much as he thinks he needs. But that’s not even the point. The property belongs to your father, and he can use the land for whatever he sees fit.”
“What else would he use it for?”
Ted drops his gaze back to the Monopoly board. “We should get back to the game.” He rolls the dice and lands on Boardwalk.
“Ha! You owe me rent.”
Ted grins. “Here you go.” He gives me a handful of fake cash. “Just goes to show you that sometimes even the sharpest strategy can’t save you from the cruel hand of fate.”